For decades, tourists visiting the stunning volcanic island of Tenerife have gazed in awe as their hotel air conditioners hummed, coffee machines gurgled, and mobile phones…
“I Looked Death in the Face, and It Had Antennae”: Local Man Says He’ll Never Eat Paella Again TENERIFE — In a harrowing tale of survival,…
“I thought the arrows were just for decoration,” says local traffic menace with rental Clio and unlimited confidence. PLAYA DE LAS AMÉRICAS, TENERIFE — Witnesses report…
As the sun sets over the picturesque beaches of Tenerife, one can’t help but notice the dazzling reflection of bling from what appears to be…
In an unprecedented display of determination, one man braves endless sunshine, picturesque beaches, and mind-boggling relaxation. In a shockingly bold move that has left experts in…
Island’s Forecasts: A Meteorologist’s Best Guess and a Tourist’s Worst Nightmare TENERIFE, SPAIN—In a stunning twist of meteorological misfortune, tourists flocking to the picturesque island…
“I Came for the Sun, Not the Sunburn,” Complains Disappointed Visitor. Tenerife, Canary Islands — Tourists flocking to the picturesque island of Tenerife are finding themselves…
“I came for the sunburn and the pints,” laments confused holiday goer. TENERIFE, SPAIN – In what is being hailed as a groundbreaking revelation for British…